yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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