Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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