For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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