Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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