You just made me feel so damn special
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
