Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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