Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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