That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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