i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
from now on my penis is your penis
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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