Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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