Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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