He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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