honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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