put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
one two three fourrrrnication!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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