I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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