who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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