Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize