is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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