Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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