woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i dont even know how to be here
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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