Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
should my penis look like a turkey
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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