As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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