You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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