Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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