There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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