how do flat chested girls get laid?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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