Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
