dude i'm inner monologue high
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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