i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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