Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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