this boner is exhausting
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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