I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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