so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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