found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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