using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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