i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
