i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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