using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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