Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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