Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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