dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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