It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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