In the future we'll all be gay
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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