Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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