My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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