Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
