margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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