this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
babies were throwing up all over the place
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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