i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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