He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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