So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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