i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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