we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
one two three fourrrrnication!
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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