And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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